I'm currently in Brisbane. Not my favorite city thus far, but it's alright. It's really hot in this room, so I'm going to be brief. Been doing a lot of surfing and just hanging out on the beach. Today we went to a waterpark. It was fun, but it rained. Last night I got eaten by bedbugs and the guy on the bunk above me wouldn't stop snoring, no matter how hard I punched him through the mattress. The guy at the desk told me that they might hook me up with a free bed cleaning. All I had to do was not tell the other guests. Wow, what a deal. They give me a mattress full of bedbugs, and they might clean it for free if I don't say anything. I of course sat down and started loudly talking about my numerous bedbug bites. "Gee, I wish I hadn't payed for another night here already on account of the bedbugs that were in my bed...And possibly everyone else's beds. I'd better not mention it to anyone though cause I don't want this wonderful place to lose business." Anyway, I'm happy, I'm just really hot and itchy right now. Leaving Brisbane tomorrow for Surfers Paradise. Hope it lives up to the name. Going to go eat some dinner now.

P.S. How you going? That's what everyone here says. It's a mix between How you doing and how's it going.